A wise person once said… although I have no idea who this wise person is… that communication is the first thing you should build in a relationship. I am here to say… that's BULLSHIT! I have been in several relationships and I am definitely NOT saying that communication is not important… to the contrary, communication is vital to a healthy relationship! BUT, it is not the FIRST thing you should build… wanna know what IS the first thing you should build???
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The DOG HOUSE… this is especially true for men/butches in a relationship. And it better be good! You see, when you have one of those moments that communication is failing you, then you better have some place to go that will keep you warm, safe, comfortable, and entertained until said sour communication has been resolved. (For those of you who ride the short bus, that would mean… "she is not mad at you anymore")
Picture this… A one story shed, strategically placed in your backyard so that it is just out of reach of the average woman's throwing distance. This Dog House should be supplied with at least the following items. Add to them if you are really desperate, but these should suffice in a "normal" communication difficulty.
- One Single sized bed – we don't want room for anyone else. Lord knows we would need a whole new house for the trouble that would get us in if you know what I mean…
- One Television – It should be a comfortable viewing size. You wouldn't want to strain your eyes after a communication difficulty.
- One gaming system – This is a personal preference… no advice here on that one.
- One small refrigerator (stocked) – You aren't moving in for a lifetime, but you need enough to last a few nights.
- One stereo system – This needs to be loud enough to wake the dead. Or at least for me it does. Drowns out the screaming witch in the house – oh shit! Did I say that outloud?
- A couple of changes of clothes – wouldn't want to be a nasty ass when you went crawling back to her would you?
- A phone line of your own – This could be a life saving device if she decides that your life should end anytime soon.
OK, so there are the necessities. Add to them if you would like.
P.S. This is also a place that you can go to hide from the kids when you would like to get a decent video game going without their "help".
~Peace
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